today, when i woke up, I looked to the left to see that a towel had fallen in my bathroom onto the sink. The way it had lined up against the wall and on top of my shampoo forced it into a smiley face made of folds. Today better be fucking awesome.
Ah! I had so many bizarre dreams last night. It has been quite a while since I’ve dreamt so vividly, but I wanted to write down all that I could remember—is it dreamt? or dreamed? or what? I can’t figure out the participle.
So I was in a house with these two stoners, talking about drugs (naturally) with a giant fireplace in front of a bar. This bar, though, was at someone’s house, and I was immensely comfortable (not smoking anything, mind you). Then my friend, Steven showed up, and we talked for a couple minutes until he threw a papaya at me…How the hell did he get a papaya?! And why did he have to throw it at me!?
Then for some odd reason, I was running away. Fearful of the Nazis (who were apparently chasing everyone down?), I and this old man who looked somewhat like a combination of James Cromwell and the old chess-playing repairman from Pixar, hid out in the desert where, again, a ginormous fire existed. (so many relative clauses! Sorry!) But after hiding out for three days, they tracked us down, and he shot me three times! I couldn’t feel the pain, but I collapsed barely able to breathe. I pleaded with him, but he came up to my body on the ground and shot me in the lungs through my back. AHHHHHHHHHHH! Then, I woke up as I started to breathe blood with the Nazis approaching………My dream scares me